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Advice for a 7 year old.

Dear son,

You have a tiny ass. It does not take an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe it.

If you attempt to flush an entire roll of TP and it does not go down on the 1st flush, or the 2nd, please call me for help before the 3rd, and 4th, and 5th, and 6th and 7th flush.

Thank you,
Dad
Old 01-18-2011, 06:13 PM
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