[DARISC]

Tunnel?
Where can I read about your tunnel?
Maybe I can help?
I have tunnel vision.
I'm a licenced Tunnel Visionary.
I used to be a troglodyte.
But I decided to get into something that was boring.
My first tunnel went astray.
I ended up in my neighbors basement.
He was standing there when I emerged from it.
He asked, How did you get through that tunnel?
I told him, Through a hole at the other end.
I was aiming at another neighbor's basement.
A verrry foxy neighbor.
I finally suceededed.
She had me arrested.
I was sent to prison.
I tunneled out.
I think I better shut up now.