[Moses]

Originally Posted by MRM

I bought a parrot once. It was dead when I bought it so I took it back and showed it to the shop. The underemployed, marginally literate salesman on staff first denied it was dead. Eventually I proved to him it was completely dead. After he couldn't deny it was dead any longer he immediately switched to arguing it was my fault. I couldn't have been out of the shop for five minutes before I realized it was dead, so there was no way it was my fault. The guy sold me a dead parrot and he wouldn't take it back. We went back and forth like that for what seemed like hours without him making even the tiniest admission. After a while I questioned whether the guy was right in the head. Still not sure he was. Seemed kind of looney to me. Some of my friends have gotten a laugh about it over the years, but I'm not buying any more parrots ever again. Worst customer service ever.

Was it a Norwegian Blue?