Britain prepares for an ass-kicking
PORTSMOUTH, ENGLAND - JANUARY 22: Members of the public walk on the flight deck of the HMS Ark Royal on January 22, 2011 in Portsmouth, England. Thousands of people are expected to visit the famous flagship Portsmouth-based aircraft carrier for the last time, as it is being decommissioned in March after a 25-year service in the Royal Navy. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images