[teenerted1]

> WHEN TO START CUSSING!
>
> A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6
year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started
cussing."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,"When we
go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with "hell" and you
say something with "ass".
>
> The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>
> When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios".
>
> WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom shut him in his room and
shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
>
> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with
a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>>
> "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios!"