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Pete had an embarrassing twitch in his eye.
He had tried everything to get rid of it!
At last he found a Chinese doctor who told him that a regular dose of aspirin would fix his problem!
When he returned, Dr Woo asked him how he was progressing?
"No damn good!" said Pete.
"Every time I go into the drug store and ask for a packet of aspirin, they give a box of damned condoms!"