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I always leave tons of you hanging on craigslist. There is a reason.
Let me break it down for yall
Shall we work through a hypo?
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For Sale: Highly insulated beer coozie. $10 firm. Must meet by Bills Beer Store.
Response 1: Hi, I really like what you are selling. The picture is a little unclear. Is it a true yellow or more of a yellow with a dark ochre mixed in late in the paint mixing stage? Would it be possible to take a picture with a Nikon B94-IUO/90_2 camera with a focus on the grain? Also, I spoke with my wife and she says the hybrid we bought needs work so we can only afford to spend $7.75. Furthermore, I'd like to know at what rate I can expect my drink to warm up when using this coozie? Is it lead-free? Will my dog get sick if it eats the coozie (I think about my dog all day long).
Response 2: I'll take it, $10 cash in hand, can meet at Bill's Beer House as needed. Gimmie a call 555-555-5555. Larry.
Response 3: This is Prince John Jones of the Planet Jupiter. I would like to pay $55,000 for your coozie. Can you tell if it work in good condition? If yes, I would like you to contact my shipping company and barrister immediately. I will pay you $1,000 for your coozie and you just ship me the coozie and $54,000 cash.
Here is a test, Pelicans. I will be grading you all equally. Which one would you pick and which ones will you ignore AND WHY?
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