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duck tape/baseball bat/and (4) lil doggie handcuffs for "MR. SNUGGLES" did the trick for me!


seriously "mr snuggles" is so damn big now he sleeps and farts anywhere he wants cuz he can, and he has his own pillow upstairs in my sons room and in our room.


its down to a drill. just before i go to bed i let him out to go numba 1-2-3, and back in he goes when its cold out. he roams around for awhile checking for boogar men, and then settles upstairs or down for the night.


when he has to go i get a wet schnozz in my face and a whimper, and i get up and let him out. with my crazy ass hours he makes it thru the night and 1st thing at 430am i let him out.



screw that crate crap, how would YOU like to be crammed into a skinny azz crate all night. has he broken any dawggie laws? is he a political prisoner? is he a terrorist? is he a psycho axe murr-durr-er(red-rummer)?


man talk about making him into a psycho axe murr-derr-er! i'd want to axe yer azz in the early am if i was crammed into a stoo-pid azz lil itty bitty crate and then i'd want to chew up yer slippers, pee in yer coffee maker and poo in yer oatmeal! and pee on yer fuchs when i had a chance.



FREE THE WEI-MER-WEINER from his lonely miserable caged life in a crate. let him become family. set up a chair for breakfast lunch and dinner at the dining table, get him his own utensils and napkin. get him his own slippers and newspaper and reading glasses and pretty soon he will be fetching you beers, scratching you behind the ears, and guarding your house like all WEI-MER-WEINERS should do.



WEI-MER-WEINERS are PEOPLE TOO!



heed these words or "mr snuggles" will come over and kick yer azz!



have always been a lab person, until this goofier than poo weimereiner/wolf mix. best damn goofy azzd dawg i have ever owned bar none!



every damn time a fire truck or cop car goes by with their sirens on, he starts howling at the moon. puts the coyotes to shame!