This place is filthy with SUVs and pick-up trucks. They are powerless on ice.
Here is a pic of a local cop car - our Son saw it and said "Dad! Check it out, looks like he has bungie cords on the back! Hay, aren't those cars front wheel drive?"
I don't think they are front wheel drive but it would be pretty funny if they were!
BTW - thats a sheet of ice.