Good gawd, where's the imagination? How about King Crimson, Wire or Tangerine Dream? I'd even go for The Cure. You want rowdy/raunchy? How about Afghan Whigs? Or a college scene-type halftime: The Pixies?
If the SB is going to resurrect the musical dead, bring some style to it.
What's next? This guy?
Wonder if Eddie here can even pluck a string...