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"What's a grit?". Hahahaha.

Black beans and yellow rice, yummy.

Yeah, I've never understood adding letters where they don't exist. There's a road here in Houston named kuykendahl. They pronounce it kirk-in-doll. Where in the he'll did the "r" come from?

Aothermgood speech oddity, the silent "h". "That thing is ewe-j.". "uman being"

Or the ghetto pronunciations of ask and Buick.
How about, "let me aks you a question about your bruick."

I say ya'll which doesn't bother me. Also, since I've moved to Houston, I've started saying "howdy" and I can't stop myself.