[Porsche-O-Phile]

Do this: get a couple of boxes of Atkins bars - whatever kind/flavor you like and eat nothing but those for a day or two. Holy Moses, you won't believe the methane discharge that'll come a-shootin outta yer arse... The sugar alcohols build up a massive amount of gas production and it STINKS! A friend of mine did this to get even with a coworker who sat next to him... I guess this girl was so miserable after two days of sitting in his stink-cloud she used two personal days and then begged the boss for a different desk! LOL!