[Jagshund]

Still smelling nothing but smoke-encrusted old people. Nasty, foul-smelling beasts with yellow beards and nubby brown teeth. Had to sit next to two of them in a doctor's office this morning for 10 minutes . . . 11 hours later after two showers, a change of clothes and smelling everything in the house that might clear the scent including detergent, bleach, coffee, my two Dachshunds and some tea tree oil I cannot get the smell out of my nose. Food tastes like ash.

Open to any suggestions short of, "Go outside and shoot yourself."