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An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down, so he goes down to the club to enquire why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.



Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.
Scot: Aye, so do I.



Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?
Scot: Aye, neither do I.



Secretary: But you are a Jew?
Scot: Aye, I be that.



Secretary: So you are circumcised?
Scot: Aye, I be that too.



Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that




Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus, but this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.