[Zeke]

This cow says that 3 sprinkler heads watering for 10 min a day costs half of her total bill?

What a sad statement about critical thinking.

OTOH, there is no need to water every day. Why hasn't this been addressed. Oh, it's on her system.

Christ, another major intellectual feat.

In fact, if you read her statement, she has no clue how to structure a sentence:
"The timer for the island sprinklers is on our front lawn in the plants."

Go ask her if you can take a pic of the timer on the "lawn (but) in the plants."

Good God.

I hope she gives good head because beyond that, she is one useless human.