And besides, look whats happened to my good looks from staying indoors all the time. I used to be happy, had good vision, shaved every day. Now I have to wear these awful glasses and my nose has trippled in size from too much drowning my sorrows. The glasses don't seem to help much either. Not sure I can last till summer. Can't afford to live in Florida no matter what my car says. Snow shovels, winter footwear, cold freezing weather. Bah! Drat!
