[Tishabet]

My first ever job was working at a Lutheran summer camp in nh. It was a co-Ed sleepover camp, around 400 campers. Our closest neighbor was an all boys sports camp with a similar size and every year there was a basketball game between the male counselors from our camp and the male counselors from their camp. It was always a well attended event but as you might expect, the Lutheran camp did not usually fare well against the sports camp.

So the first year I worked there I attended the game, mostly to cheer for my roommate who was playing for our team. His name was Rob, and he was about 6'5 and played basketball at his college. Long story short, we came back from a double digit deficit and beat them... An incredible triumph for Lutherans everywhere.

So we're back at the camp after the game, and Rob and I are standing along the main road chatting with the camp director, who also happens to be a Pastor. As we're chatting a car full of counselors from the boys sports camp pulls over next to us and they roll down the windows and start yelling some unsavory things at Rob, who had really dominated in the game. They're in the midst of swearing and yelling about us being a bunch of Christian a-holes when the pastor absolutely bellows at them

"WE HAVE GIRLS HERE, GO HOME TO THE HAND!"

The guys in the car looked stunned for a second, then took off.