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Immature Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 4,423
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Comeback when shot down asking a girl out:
Guy: Would you allow me to buy you a drink?
Girl: Not if you were the last man on earth... get lost loser!
Guy: Just as well. I was planning on taking you home and f#cking your brains out, but I see someone has beaten me to it!
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1984 Carrera Coupe = love affair
1997 Eagle Talon Tsi = old girlfriend (RIP)
2014 Chrysler 300 AWD Hemi = family car
"Lowering the bar with every post!"
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