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Friend said to me once..."jesuuss h christ did you fart ya bastard?" to which my reply was..."nah dude..that's your breath blowing back in your face".
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In Heaven… the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.
In Hell…the mechanics are French, the police are German, the chefs are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians.
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