I am usually pretty careful to temper my comments on-line, but in real life, I am a COMPLETE smartass.
A couple of us were talking the other night and the conversation went like this:
Zoe: I worked out for 30 minutes on the rowing machine and burned 265 calories!
Ed: Big deal, I burn that much when Sherrie (wife) and I have sex.
Me: Wow, Ed - I didn't know you could burn 265 calories in 20 seconds!
angela