[sammyg2]

A co-worker I don't particularly care for (who is also completely bald) spends way too much of his time being critical of others around him. Guess he thinks it makes him look better to point out faults in others.
For some reason he decided it was time to rib me in a high level meeting. Bad move.

I can't remember what led up to it but this tool said something about my growing bald spot that evidently he was very concerned with.
ME: "you have a lot of room to talk".
HIM: "I shave my head on purpose"
ME: "now we just gotta teach you to walk backwards".

He didn't get it right away but he was the only one in the room that didn't.
That just made the big bosses laugh even harder at his expense.