[Bill Douglas]

My GF was a nurse in Edinburough, Scotland. A young kid has huge face infection starting from around his nose area. and his parents were very demanding, well to do people, who saw everyone else as "little people" or servants.

Father: "I demand to know why this has happened to my son!"
Doctor: "He is suffering from "blah blah string of Latin words"
Father: "Good God Man, speak English!"
Doctor: "He sctatched his arse then picked his nose."