OMFG
a colleague just gave me his memory stick because I needed a file from him.
I insert the thing and I see a number of folders.
One bears a female name. Guess what, I'm opening it... (he's not standing next to me or anything)
OMFG, lookie here...
Nudie pics from various girls, not the kind you downnload from the net but home made stuff...
Weird thing is, the guy is anything but good looking. He's about 5 feet tall, an alcoholic, partially handicapped. I don't have issues with the guy but it's safe to say that he is not a chick magnet... And the women in those pics are friggin' hot!!

WTF Am I going to have to take lessons from this guy or what???
And who gives out his usb stick like that, knowing what is on there???
What? Did he trust me enough not to click on a folder named "Ellen"?? I am not to be trusted, everybody knows that...
I gave the stick back with a straight face.