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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked..

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Kill any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked..
"How can you tell them apart?"


He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.





One day, Jimmy Jack Pinfeather was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

' Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?'

' Tammie give it to me' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jack, let me tell you what happened.

We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.

Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!

'Bubba, yo're a smart man!Them clothes woulda never fit you!'



"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
--Albert Einstein