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Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!

Now lift a pint for me laddie!!