[sammyg2]

Got this in an e-mail, thot it was kinda funny:

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Coastal Alabama
Coastal Mississippi
Coastal Texas
North Dakota
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas

Our dipsticks are located in DC