Story goes of a young man in his teens, going for a walk in the park with his Irish Grandmother. As she strides along at an amazing pace for such a small woman, she gives him the following advice:
"My Son, when it comes time for you to choose a wife, get a girl with tiny hands."
Her Grandson contemplates this wisdom for a minute or two, then asks Granny to explain the significance of such a trait.
"T'will make your dick look bigger, it will." she said.
Les