I think a non animated movie about the Drabbles (comic strip) would be hilarious. And it would not be titled "Mall Cop."
Who would be best cast as Ralph? Well, all my choices are dead. John Belushi would have been perfect had he lived to be 50 or so. Who would be Norman? Well, there are so many dunderheads that I'd hate to have the job of casting director.
The wife? Easy. Meryl Streep fattend up.