[Bill Douglas]

If Mr. Obama is still thinking about selling Guantánamo Bay maybe we should all get together and buy the place.

First of all we need a good business plan and marketing plan. This is where we can all contribute. I’m thinking of it being setup as a resort, along the lines of...

Come to beautiful Guantánamo Bay in the sunny Caribbean.

We have luxury accommodation with the following activities; playing with dogs, getting naked with our very own fun patrol. Not quite surfing, but waterboarding – very popular with our guests.

We enjoy the latest fashions. Right now in Guantanamo Bay orange is very popular.

Enjoying multiculturalism is the key to having a good time in Guantánamo Bay, many languages are spoken and a particuarly popular one is Aribic.

Some of our guests have ben here for years, and some feel they will never leave.

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