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Originally Posted by DARISC

This one out on East Desert Inn Road, right?




You're apparently a very religious man tabs! A buddy of mine works for a govt. agency (I won't divulge which, but its acronym is FBI) tells me you come and go there, sometimes five times a day! Sez he's been ordered to "keep tabs" on you.

Why?, I asked. He sez, C'mon dude! (he's a real hip agent). Think about it! He chooses to live out in the desert on a patch of sand, he's armed to the teeth, his name's Tabdullah, when he's not out gamboling with his goats he's gambling in the casinos where he's never seen drinking alcohol and he calls his mosque a church.

Something smells verrry, verrry fishy - and there ain't no fish out there. We think it's him.

Whoa!

SHOW US UR BIRTH CERTIFICATE TABDULLAH!

MI6 has got him under investigation over here. He has been making garden furniture under a slightly different pseudonym.