QUOTE: "Nothing is certain but death and taxes...and mathematics."
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Three men walk into a hotel and ask for a room for the night.
The clerks says: "Rooms are $10 per night - per occupant." They each give him $10.
Later, his boss (looking at the days receipts) tells him, "You forgot our Tuesday Special Rate. Those men's room should have only been twenty five dollars." He hands the clerk a five dollar bill and says, "Take them this."
The simple-minded cleck, as he's walking to their room, ponders the delima of dividing five dollars between three men? To simplify his problem, he puts the Five in his pocket and takes out three ones. At the room he gives each man a dollar.
Three times nine = $27
The clerk kept $2
Total = $29
What happened to the other dollar?
