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I'll set up a show for you. I'll fly you out to California, put you up in a hotel (well, maybe a motel), and guarantee $5k per person. All you have to do is show up. Well, that and pre-sell 1500 tickets at $18 a pop. And sell three boxes of candy bars and 200 discount cards and 50 rolls of wrapping paper.
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Why do things that happen to white trash always happen to me?
Got nachos?
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