You forgot to add the following so I'll help out. No thanks necessary, I'm a giver:
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I really hated the whole idea and fought against having anything to do with a royal wedding, just pretending to have any interest in it at all caused sharp pains in my temples.
But the girlfriend insisted and eventually I caved and went along with her even though it would have been more fun sticking searing hot metal spears into my eyes.
She promised that if I did this incredibly "un-manly" thing with her she'd more than make it up to me, if you know what I mean wink wink.
Later on she kept her promise so my MANCARD was still intact and paid up for another month.
I really hope my wife doesn't try to make we watch the upcoming wedding on TV with her. I'd really hate to have my mancard confiscated, even for a little while.
Sincerely,
Dean
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