It's a nasty, miserable rainy day, so I ventured over to a local Mexican restaurant for lunch (almost everyone there is native it seems.)
Cute waitress: What will you be having?
Me: I think I'll go with ACP today. (Arroz con pollo)
Her: Would you like beef or chicken?
Me: (with a slight pause) chicken
Her: Rice or beans?
Then the "light bulb goes" off and we both giggled like school girls and didn't stop everytime she returned.
I tipped her well...made my day