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Originally Posted by KC911 View Post
It's a nasty, miserable rainy day, so I ventured over to a local Mexican restaurant for lunch (almost everyone there is native it seems.)

Cute waitress: What will you be having?
Me: I think I'll go with ACP today. (Arroz con pollo)
Her: Would you like beef or chicken?
Me: (with a slight pause) chicken
Her: Rice or beans?

Then the "light bulb goes" off and we both giggled like school girls and didn't stop everytime she returned.

I tipped her well...made my day
and I'm sure she appreciated a customer with a sense of humor.

I was in my local deli getting lunch stuff a couple of weeks ago. I ordered a half pound of turkey etc. The kid said" sorry sir but I went a little over a half a pound"
I said" don't worry I'm going to eat all of it anyway". The kid thought that was the funniest thing he'd heard all week. I didn't but what the heck, making somebody laugh is good karma.
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