Our outrage is so arbitrary.
Reminds me (yet again) of a Denis Leary bit:
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Originally Posted by Denis Leary
Denis: There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually.
Denis: What are you?
Otter: I'm an otter.
Denis: And what do you do?
Otter: I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.
Denis: You're free to go. And what are you?
Cow: I'm a cow.
Denis: Get in the ****ing truck, ok pal!
Cow: But I'm an animal.
Denis: You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!
Cow: I'm an animal, I have rights!
Denis: (pointing at leather jacket) Yeah, here's yer ****ing cousin, get on the ****ing truck, pal!
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