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I ran over a gander
I ran over a goose 2 days ago. It was in the road and there was oncoming traffic. I tried to stop and laid on the horn but I just could not stop in time. The damn thing was running but not fast enough. Thinking back, I should have swerved into the oncoming sedan full of 3 or 4 people to save the ganders life.
I confess. I will be turning myself into the police after I post this. I expect to be charged with animal slaughter and I will likely get a death sentence. It has been nice knowing everyone.
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