[cairns]

The only thing about her that drives me nuts. I call them "piles". If there's horizontal space she will fill it. Our dining room used to look like a loading dock but I finally won that one.

We live in a huge house (half of it basement) and it's filled with boxes of her crap from the last two moves that she won't go through and I'm forbidden to throw away.

Her car looks like crap too. Wheels are literally black from brake dust. Dings dirt crap why did she insist on nappa leather? So the cardboard would feel comfy? The woman should drive an old pick up.

I've mostly given up and just figured it's a small price to pay for her angelic perfection in everything else.