[Z-man]

If you look at the car forums which have kill story forums or threads, you will find the one or more of the following:

1. Their cars have motors with less displacement than your typical bottle of soda.
2. The drivers of said cars never lived before the days of the internet, the cell phone, and the flat-screen TV.
3. The HP numbers of their cars are even lower than their IQ's.
4. They 'race' to compensate for a certain 'appendage' that is smaller than average.
5. Because of #4, they don't have the balls to take it to a proper dragrace/racetrack/AX/club race venue.

-Z-man.