I remember years ago, had to go to Sears customer service office to get a cash refund. I don't remember the details, but it was SEARS ERROR and I wasn't happy to have to take the escalator up to the 2nd floor to get back the money that THE SALES CLERK WHO SENT ME UPSTAIRS HAD JUST OVERCHARGED ME!! (this was before the world had become computerized).
The lady behind the counter takes the paperwork I brought up with me, looks at it, goes and gets cash then pushes a piece of paper at me and says sign here. I went into WTF mode (and this was before 'WTF' was even in Webster's) and said, Hey! This is SEARS FAULT! You don't need my signature, just give me my money!
I'm sorry sir. I can't give you your money until you sign the form. So I grabbed the form, signed it Warren G. Harding (don't ask me why that name popped into my head, but it did) and pushed it back at her, There! Now give me my money!
She looked at it, then at me as if about to say, I'm sorry sir, but that's not your name, then a look of terror filled her eyes and she shoved my money across the counter at me and I stomped off.
HAHAHA! When she looked up at me I must have had a look on my face like Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining'.
