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Originally Posted by stomachmonkey
Was commuting to TX before moving here. Picked up a rental. Landlord was not fond of cats but was willing to give it a shot.
He asked me "you have 2 cats?"
I said "yes"
I had 4 at the time.
I answered his question honestly.
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Just like when Insp. Clouseau asked that old man, "Does your dog bite?" Old man says no. Clouseau pets the dogs, gets bitten and says to the old man, "I thought you said your dog does not bite." Old man replies, "That is not my dog."