I found the waiver!
I understand that there are risks and dangers inherent in participating on public forum events. I also understand that in order to be allowed to participate , I must give up my rights to common sense and I may suffer insults and innuendo while participating in this activity.
Knowing this, and in consideration of being permitted to participate I hereby voluntarily release the Liquor control board from any and all liability resulting from my participation and subsequent inebriation arising from this Activity.
I understand and agree that I am releasing not only the entities set forth in the paragraph above, but also the members, scofflaws, seniors and the mentally deficient participating in this activity.
I understand and agree that this Waiver/Release will have the effect of releasing, discharging, waiving and forever relinquishing me and all my actions or causes of action that I may have or have had, whether past, present or future, whether known or unknown, from behaving civilly and rationally.
I understand and agree that this Waiver/Release applies to my Porsche, BMW, Imported Inferior product and Environmentally polluting oil burner which may cause damage, or wrongful death, even if caused by the acts or omissions of others.
I understand and agree that by signing this Waiver/Release, I am not responsibility for any thing and or damage suffered by me while participating in this activity.
I acknowledge that I can barely read this Waiver/Release Agreement and that I do not really understand the words and language in it. I have been advised of my limited mental capacity and really don’t understand how I got on this forum activity while looking for women’s breasts.
Dated: _________________________,19________
Print Name: ____________________________________