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the ONLY way to capture/kill a SECRET SQUIRREL..................is with another SECRET SQUIRREL(think indian trackers tracking down geronimo) or with a WEASEL!
i am available on a limited basis @ $25 MILL-YON per squirrel, all expenses, ammunition, beer prepaid for.
call 1 800 SECRET SQUIRREL!
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if there are TROUT..........there are BEARS!
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