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Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO

his shennagins sure beat the HELL out of such "einstein topics" as:

Einstein? Hell, snippy could have posted these:

1) who are you eating tonight?

2) my "roids" hurt, what do you use to extract libturds?

3) the economy sucks and i'm stuck in a poo hole "hood" - but I love Philly beefcake (with choco bunny desert).

4) i hate my state laws

5) i almost wrecked my car today. Gettin' my freak on with two choco bunnies in a cramped 928 was a bad idea.

6) i did wreck my car today. Gettin' my freak on with three choco bunnies was a TERRIBLE idea!

7) your asking TOO MUCH for your parts *******.

8) your asking TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR commie punk.

9) my p-car got a bug on it................should i strip the paint and repaint? Or should I tell my choco bunnies to strip and watch them do it?

10) One of my choco bunnies left me, cuz im a drunken slob w/out a job or an education. HA! The dumb beyotch won't be sliding down my pole no mo...meh.

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