[VINMAN]

Anybody have any awkward family moments?

Was at a cousins wedding last night. Of course ran into few other people I havent seen in a long time. One was a female cousin I have not seen in a few years. So we were yackin. How you been? , hows life?, blah blah blah. Anyway, shes says , " You look great you never age" I'm so jealous." So I say "So do you. You look fantastic". ( she does, shes smokin). And she like "ugh , no way I look horrible." So we go back and forth. So jokingly I say, "please, if you weren't my cuz, you wouldn't stand a chance." Then she puts her arm around my neck laughing and says, ( loud enough for everyone to hear) "Well I'm divorced now and were 3rd cousins, so we can go out."
All of a sudden the table we were standin next to with some our family, went silent and turned around. And they all looked at ME. One of my other cousins is like, WTF are you two up to?? I was like "we are joking around!! relax!!"

I wanted to go and crawl under a table and hide.