Thanks for your comments, guys. Interesting to see I'm not the only one watching my car sit too much. I was getting pretty guilty about that.
I do use a trickle charger and garage the car. Typically, I maintain oil and tire pressure level each trip.
One lame excuse I have for not driving it more is my long driveway is usually stacked with other cars in tandem, behind the Porsche, which is in the garage. After some mods to the driveway, I'll soon be able to pull the Porsche out without having to do the dreaded inventory shuffle
Burning off condensation in the oil is something I hadn't thought about. Think I'll look into fuel stabilizer also.
JDaniel, any special prep when you do the hibernation thing? Or just park her?
Caliber, what's the story with 5 years, no drive?