I'm one of the young'ns on here. I bet your life at 50 is more enjoyable than mine at 24. At my current low point, I am living on a cot in my brothers laundry room waiting for the Navy to pick me for OCS.
Luckily, my bank is trying to shaft me and I can't find a job. Plus I live in the second most violent meth-ridden city in the Republic of California. If I want to shoot a BB gun I have to go to the range...
Never mind my brothers girlfriend has a raccoon that has been spotted several times outside their screen door. We can get away with shooting it with a BB gun, but bust out something 'coon extinguishing and here comes the POPO to charge you with taking care of a pest. Open carry was banned earlier this week as well.
Be glad you are 50 and established! Happy birthday
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