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Hello Lane,
As your new personal advisor, this is a automated message from John70t at A Better You(tm). Here at A Better You(tm), we have fully integrated our contracts with your home, health, and auto insurance providers, and have even received authorization from your employer, utility company, and bank to help build A Better You(tm) for tomorrow.
I have been assigned as your personal advisor, and with my introduction would like to welcome you to the A Better You(tm) community.
One thing of concern that I recently monitored with your smart bulbs is that the bathroom light has been utilized above the normal range.
a). If you have been having problems with your digestive functions, I can let doctor stanley know and set up an appointment for you. Your employer will not need you next thursday.
b). If you are concerned about hair loss, I can even find the best deal on Rogain sales near your area.
c). If your excessive use of the bathroom light is another matter, please contact me immediately. I am here to help.
(please note: failure to communicate and/or comply with the service agreement fully explained in the A Better You(tm) EULA may affect your Life-Viability(tm) score, credit rating, deductables and contract acessability, employment status, and/or any other 3rd party contract affliated with A Better You(tm). This disclaimer is not intended to be complete.)
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