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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" She asked.
"165" I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 210.
The nurse asked, "Your Height?"
"6 foot 2", I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 10"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a witch.
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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