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Originally Posted by Joe Bob
OK, since I'm a pig, I'll be the first to ask....are you a Hottie?  |
Thanks, Gary for the back up but I think Joe Bob's ballsy and direct question deserves an equally direct and ballsy answer. Yes, Joe Bob, I am a total hottie. And since we are on the internet, you will never know if I am telling the truth or if I am a snaggle toothed troll. And if I was a snaggle toothed troll, would I tell you I was a snaggle toothed troll? I wouldn't want to scare away any help I want. And if I was a hottie, I would want people to take me seriously on this forum, so would I tell you if I was a hottie?. So, to answer your question in a politically correct way, I am a total hottie snaggle toothed troll.
On the other hand, if I get your help as well as the other wonderful people on this forum, I will be sure to post a picture of me with my Porsche during all stages. I have been known to jump on hoods of nice looking cars and snap pictures.
I am sassy like that.
Now that the silly stuff has been addressed, let's get to the good stuff... Nope, this isn't a hoax. I went and took pictures of the car today. Gentlemen and ladies, I think it is in bad shape. Worse than I thought it would be. Makes me so sad. And I would just like to elicit some sympathy since I was outside when it was 105 degrees outside. It took me awhile to even get the key to work on the door and get the door open. Unfortunately, I couldn't get the engine lid open. I tried for half an hour. Don't know why it is sticking. Maybe I just need to work on it more like I did with the door. I know... disappointing that I don't have pictures of the engine. I will try again tomorrow. But here are the pics that I did get so that you guys will stop giving me grief. I really do need to get it to my garage. Got the manuals and will start reading, studying, breathing the 911T Targa. Then maybe I will become a little nutsy like the rest of you. I say that lovingly...
